ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

this actually just broke my heart because, there’s been so many so many times where I just hoped the other person didn’t notice and maybe they did

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

One time in my algebra class this guy called me a bitch and I responded by calling him a faggot. Except the class got quiet and my teacher freaked out and told me to go to ISS, completely ignoring my pleas to let me stay. I instead went into the hallway and started crying and my class passed me by a few moments later to go outside to do a project. My teacher was the last to pass me and I remember looking up to see him smiling as he put on some fly ass shades. At that moment I realized my 10th grade math teacher was gay and sassy as fuck. 

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

koalatea:

me at forever 21

  • “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
  • “was the galaxy print necessary”
  • “why is this so cheap”
  • “why is this so expensive”
  • “why is everything so ugly”
  • “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
  • “i hate everything here”
  • “im gonna buy everything”

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan